rename commands the way they are on the server

proclaim

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+#!/bin/bash -e
+
+# make username uppercase
+username=$(echo "$USER" | tr '[:lower:]' '[:upper:]')
+declare prompt
+
+makeSlug () {
+	# make time and date
+	time=$(TZ=America/New_York date +%I:%M%p)
+	date=$(TZ=America/New_York date +%m/%d)
+
+	# make name/time string
+	prompt="${username}-${date}-${time}"
+}
+
+# enter bunkchat mode (clear the screen)
+clear
+
+while true
+do
+	figlet -f future proclaim - bunkchat
+	echo "You may view old chat with 'scry', heathen."
+	echo "-------------------------------------------"
+	read -r -p "speak to the server: " text
+	makeSlug
+	echo "${prompt}: $text" >> /srv/bunkchat.txt
+	clear
+done