rc-presentation/tilde-present.sh

#!/bin/sh -e

# use this function to wait for ENTER
# and then clear the screen for new slide
newslide() {
    printf "\n"
    read -r blank
    clear
    echo
}

append() {
    read -r blank
    echo
}

clear
echo

h1() {
    echo $1 | figlet -c -f slant
}

h2() {
    echo $1 | figlet -c -f small
}

h3() {
    echo $1 | toilet --gay -f mini
}

rainbow() {
    echo $1 | toilet --gay -f term
}

preparetopaste() {
    echo $1 | xsel -ib
}
## HELLO SLIDE

h1 "~ bunkchat"
h2 "group chat in a file"

newslide

## INTRO TO TILDE

h2 "what's tilde"

## define tilde
newslide

h3 "a tilde is a server!"
append
echo "it's also maybe a fuzzy concept?"
echo
echo "a tilde server"
append
echo "  SHOULD be public access"
append
echo "  SHOULD unix"
append
rainbow '  SHOULD give users a website'
append
echo
echo "like..."

## some websites
newslide
set -x
preparetopaste https://bunk.computer/~winter
lynx https://bunk.computer/~oxaliq
{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null

append
h2 "pretty cool right?"

## bunk.computer
newslide
h1 "enter bunk"

h2 "a computer club"

append
echo "buncombe county is the source of \"bunkum\""
echo "hence bunk.com.pu.ter"

## learning! not nostalgia
newslide
echo "users of varied cli expertise"
rainbow "who just like hanging out and doing cool things with computers"
append
h3 "nostalgia?"
newslide
h2 "no"
append
h3 "learning?"
newslide
h2 "yes!"

## go to bunk.computer
newslide
h3 "so?"
h2 "can we go to bunk.computer?"
append
h1 "let's go!"

newslide
set -x
preparetopaste "cd code/rc-presentation; ./remote-present.sh"
ssh oxaliq@bunk.computer 2>/dev/null || echo "hurray!"
{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null



## TUNNELING!


## AND WE"RE BACK
append
rainbow "and we're back in rc"
append
echo "and you may be asking"
## THE LINX
newslide
h2 "where is this fabulous project?"
append
rainbow "https://git.bunk.computer/bunkchat"
append
rainbow "https://git.bunk.computer/bunkdeck"

newslide
newslide
echo "more computer club stuff"
rainbow "https://wiki.bunk.computer"
# END
newslide

h1 "fin"

newslide
exit 0