rc-presentation/tilde-present.sh

#!/bin/sh -e

# use this function to wait for ENTER
# and then clear the screen for new slide
newslide() {
    printf "\n"
    read -r blank
    clear
    echo
}

append() {
    read -r blank
    echo
}

clear
echo

h1() {
    echo $1 | figlet -c -f slant
}

h2() {
    echo $1 | figlet -c -f small
}

h3() {
    echo $1 | toilet --gay -f mini
}

rainbow() {
    echo $1 | toilet --gay -f term
}

preparetopaste() {
    echo $1 | xsel -ib
}
## HELLO SLIDE

h1 "~ bunkchat"
h2 "group chat in a file"

newslide

## bunk.computer
newslide
h2 "why group chat in a file?"

append
echo "friends who just like hanging out and doing cool things with computers"
append
rainbow "meeting together on one computer"

newslide
h2 "on to the demo"
set -x
preparetopaste "cd code/rc-presentation; ./remote-present.sh"
ssh oxaliq@bunk.computer 2>/dev/null || echo "hurray!"
{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null

## TUNNELING!

## AND WE"RE BACK
append
rainbow "and we're back in rc"
append
echo "and you may be asking"
## THE LINX
newslide
h2 "where is this fabulous project?"
append
rainbow "https://git.bunk.computer/bunkchat"
append
rainbow "https://git.bunk.computer/bunkdeck"

newslide
echo "what is tilde server?"
rainbow "https://tildeverse.org/"
append
echo "more computer club stuff"
rainbow "https://wiki.bunk.computer"

# END
newslide
h1 "fin"
newslide
exit 0