From dacc92d45834b51c9d6b829bec0f6abe22e46791 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: oxaliq <git@oxaliq.net>
Date: Wed, 24 Apr 2024 20:10:02 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] first draft

---
 remote-present.sh |  87 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 tilde-present.sh  | 139 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 2 files changed, 226 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 remote-present.sh
 create mode 100755 tilde-present.sh

diff --git a/remote-present.sh b/remote-present.sh
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..623ba6b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/remote-present.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,87 @@
+newslide() {
+    printf "\n"
+    read -r blank
+    clear
+    echo
+}
+
+append() {
+    read -r blank
+    echo
+}
+
+clear
+echo
+
+h1() {
+    echo $1 | figlet -c -f slant
+}
+
+h2() {
+    echo $1 | figlet -c -f small
+}
+
+h3() {
+    echo $1 | toilet --gay -f mini
+}
+
+## NOW WE"RE REMOTING
+
+h1 " we're on bunkchat now"
+h3 incredible
+append
+echo "so like what's here?"
+echo "(that we could meaningfully engage with in <5 minutes?)"
+
+##
+newslide
+set -x
+halp
+{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
+
+append
+h1 "and now"
+append
+h2 "the point of this presentation"
+
+newslide
+toilet -w 100 -f block --gay bunkchat | tr "_|" "~#"
+
+newslide
+echo "it's chat in a file"
+
+set -x
+proclaim
+{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
+append
+set -x
+heed
+{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
+append
+set -x
+scry
+{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
+
+newslide
+h3 "multiplex?"
+
+append
+lynx https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/7e/f8/997ef8aee6af0885257000a0ad3170ba.jpg
+
+newslide
+echo "but remember! some of us are new to the terminal!"
+
+append
+set -x
+bunkdeck
+{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
+
+h1 enough!
+h2 "yr 5 minutes is almost done"
+append
+h3 "go back to rc!"
+append
+echo "okay"
+
+newslide
+exit 0
diff --git a/tilde-present.sh b/tilde-present.sh
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..0313e58
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tilde-present.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,139 @@
+#!/bin/sh -e
+
+# use this function to wait for ENTER
+# and then clear the screen for new slide
+newslide() {
+    printf "\n"
+    read -r blank
+    clear
+    echo
+}
+
+append() {
+    read -r blank
+    echo
+}
+
+clear
+echo
+
+h1() {
+    echo $1 | figlet -c -f slant
+}
+
+h2() {
+    echo $1 | figlet -c -f small
+}
+
+h3() {
+    echo $1 | toilet --gay -f mini
+}
+
+rainbow() {
+    echo $1 | toilet --gay -f term
+}
+
+preparetopaste() {
+    echo $1 | xsel -ib
+}
+## HELLO SLIDE
+
+h1 "~ bunkchat"
+h2 "group chat in a file"
+
+newslide
+
+## INTRO TO TILDE
+
+h2 "what's tilde"
+
+## define tilde
+newslide
+
+h3 "a tilde is a server!"
+append
+echo "it's also maybe a fuzzy concept?"
+echo
+echo "a tilde server"
+append
+echo "  SHOULD be public access"
+append
+echo "  SHOULD unix"
+append
+rainbow '  SHOULD give users a website'
+append
+echo
+echo "like..."
+
+## some websites
+newslide
+set -x
+preparetopaste https://bunk.computer/~winter
+lynx https://bunk.computer/~oxaliq
+{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
+
+append
+h2 "pretty cool right?"
+
+## bunk.computer
+newslide
+h1 "enter bunk"
+
+h2 "a computer club"
+
+append
+echo "buncombe county is the source of \"bunkum\""
+echo "hence bunk.com.pu.ter"
+
+## learning! not nostalgia
+newslide
+echo "users of varied cli expertise"
+rainbow "who just like hanging out and doing cool things with computers"
+append
+h3 "nostalgia?"
+newslide
+h2 "no"
+append
+h3 "learning?"
+newslide
+h2 "yes!"
+
+## go to bunk.computer
+newslide
+h3 "so?"
+h2 "can we go to bunk.computer?"
+append
+h1 "let's go!"
+
+newslide
+set -x
+preparetopaste "cd code/rc-presentation & ./remote-presentation.sh"
+ssh oxaliq@bunk.computer
+{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
+
+
+
+## TUNNELING!
+
+
+## AND WE"RE BACK
+append
+rainbow "and we're back in rc"
+append
+echo "and you may be asking"
+## THE LINX
+newslide
+h2 "where is this fabulous project?"
+append
+rainbow "https://git.bunk.computer/bunkchat"
+append
+rainbow "https://git.bunk.computer/bunkdeck"
+
+newslide
+newslide
+echo "more computer club stuff"
+rainbow "https://wiki.bunk.computer"
+# END
+newslide
+
+h1 "fin"