newslide() {
    printf "\n"
    read -r blank
    clear
    echo
}

append() {
    read -r blank
    echo
}

clear
echo

h1() {
    echo $1 | figlet -c -f slant
}

h2() {
    echo $1 | figlet -c -f small
}

h3() {
    echo $1 | toilet --gay -f mini
}

trap : 2

## NOW WE"RE REMOTING

h1 " we're on bunkchat now"
append
h3 incredible
append
echo "so like what's here?"
echo "(that we could meaningfully engage with in <5 minutes?)"

##
newslide
h3 "the halp file"
append
set -x
halp
{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null

append
h1 "and now"
append
h2 "the point of this presentation"

newslide
toilet -w 100 -f block --gay bunkchat | tr "_|" "~#"

newslide
echo "it's chat in a file"

set -x
proclaim
{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
append
echo "where indeed?"
append
set -x
heed
{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
append
echo "okay i think i get it"
append
set -x
scry
{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
append
echo "one command to proclaim and another to heed?"
echo "surely there's a better way!"
append
echo "maybe you could..."
newslide
h3 "multiplex?"

append
lynx https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/7e/f8/997ef8aee6af0885257000a0ad3170ba.jpg 1>/dev/null

newslide
echo "but remember! some of us are new to the terminal!"

append
set -x
bunkdeck
{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null

h1 enough!
h2 "yr 5 minutes is almost done!"
append
h3 "show some code!"
append
echo "okay"

newslide
echo "there's some code for writing"
append
less ~/code/bunkchat/proclaim
newslide
echo "and some code for reading"
append
less ~/code/bunkchat/heed
newslide
echo "and, of course the tmux scripting"
append
less ~/code/bunkdeck/bunkdeck
newslide
echo "the install script includes an important piece of how this all works"
append
less ~/code/bunchat/install.sh
append
echo "that's a load-bearing `chattr +a`"
newslide
h2 "not for low trust servers"
append
h3 "we're all friends here"
newslide
echo "okay cute!"
echo "thank you for visiting our tilde"
append
echo "time to abruptly close this connection"
newslide
exit 0