newslide() {
    printf "\n"
    read -r blank
    clear
    echo
}

append() {
    read -r blank
    echo
}

clear
echo

h1() {
    echo $1 | figlet -c -f slant
}

h2() {
    echo $1 | figlet -c -f small
}

h3() {
    echo $1 | toilet --gay -f mini
}

sigint() {
    echo
}

trap sigint 2

## NOW WE"RE REMOTING

h1 " we're on bunkchat now"
h3 incredible
append
echo "so like what's here?"
echo "(that we could meaningfully engage with in <5 minutes?)"

##
newslide
set -x
halp
{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null

append
h1 "and now"
append
h2 "the point of this presentation"

newslide
toilet -w 100 -f block --gay bunkchat | tr "_|" "~#"

newslide
echo "it's chat in a file"

set -x
proclaim
{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
append
echo "where indeed?"
append
set -x
heed
{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
append
echo "okay i think i get it"
append
set -x
scry
{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
append
echo "one command to proclaim and another to heed?"
echo "surely there's a better way!"
append
echo "maybe you could..."
newslide
h3 "multiplex?"

append
lynx https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/7e/f8/997ef8aee6af0885257000a0ad3170ba.jpg 1>/dev/null

newslide
echo "but remember! some of us are new to the terminal!"

append
set -x
bunkdeck
{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null

h1 enough!
h2 "yr 5 minutes is almost done!"
append
h3 "go back to rc!"
append
echo "okay"

newslide
exit 0