123 lines
1.9 KiB
Bash
Executable file
123 lines
1.9 KiB
Bash
Executable file
newslide() {
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printf "\n"
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read -r blank
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clear
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echo
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}
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append() {
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read -r blank
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echo
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}
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clear
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echo
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h1() {
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echo $1 | figlet -c -f slant
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}
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h2() {
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echo $1 | figlet -c -f small
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}
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h3() {
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echo $1 | toilet --gay -f mini
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}
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rainbow() {
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echo $1 | toilet --gay -f term
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}
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trap : 2
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## NOW WE"RE REMOTING
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h1 " we're on tilde now"
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append
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h3 incredible
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append
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echo "so like where's that demo?"
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newslide
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toilet -w 90 -f block --gay bunkdeck | tr "_|" "~#"
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append
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echo "i thought you said bunk chat?"
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append
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set -x
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bunkdeck
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{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
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newslide
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echo "okay it's chat"
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append
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h1 "let's see some code already"
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newslide
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echo "there's some code for writing"
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append
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less ~/code/bunkchat/proclaim
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newslide
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echo "and some code for reading"
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append
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less ~/code/bunkchat/heed
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newslide
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echo "the install script includes an important piece of how this all works"
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append
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less ~/code/bunkchat/install.sh
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newslide
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echo "that's a load-bearing"
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rainbow '`chattr +a`'
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newslide
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echo "before i explain the name, check this out:"
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set -x
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proclaim
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{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
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append
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echo "where indeed?"
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append
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set -x
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heed
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{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
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append
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echo "utterly uninteractive"
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newslide
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echo "that stuff is 'bunkchat' - the core pieces"
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echo "and this is 'bunkdeck' - terminal multiplexing made easy"
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append
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less ~/code/bunkdeck/bunkdeck
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newslide
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h2 "multi-user server"
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append
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echo "users with varied experience and comfort with a terminal"
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echo "can love a tui"
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newslide
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echo "old tools"
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append
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h3 "nostalgia?"
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newslide
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h2 "no"
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append
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h3 "learning?"
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newslide
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h2 "yes!"
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h2 "and fun!"
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echo "i remote into this server all the time"
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append
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echo "and there's not even a page"
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newslide
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echo "discalimer:"
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echo "bunkchat is probably"
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h2 "not for low trust servers"
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append
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h3 "we're all friends here"
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newslide
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echo "okay cute!"
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echo "thank you for visiting our tilde"
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append
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echo "time to abruptly close this connection"
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newslide
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exit 0
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