93 lines
1.1 KiB
Bash
Executable file
93 lines
1.1 KiB
Bash
Executable file
newslide() {
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printf "\n"
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read -r blank
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clear
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echo
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}
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append() {
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read -r blank
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echo
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}
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clear
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echo
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h1() {
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echo $1 | figlet -c -f slant
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}
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h2() {
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echo $1 | figlet -c -f small
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}
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h3() {
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echo $1 | toilet --gay -f mini
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}
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sigint() {
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echo
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}
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trap sigint 2
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## NOW WE"RE REMOTING
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h1 " we're on bunkchat now"
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h3 incredible
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append
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echo "so like what's here?"
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echo "(that we could meaningfully engage with in <5 minutes?)"
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##
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newslide
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set -x
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halp
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{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
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append
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h1 "and now"
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append
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h2 "the point of this presentation"
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newslide
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toilet -w 100 -f block --gay bunkchat | tr "_|" "~#"
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newslide
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echo "it's chat in a file"
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proclaim
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append
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echo "where indeed?"
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append
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heed
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append
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echo "okay i think i get it"
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append
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scry
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append
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echo "maybe you could..."
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newslide
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h3 "multiplex?"
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append
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lynx https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/7e/f8/997ef8aee6af0885257000a0ad3170ba.jpg
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newslide
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echo "but remember! some of us are new to the terminal!"
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append
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set -x
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bunkdeck
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{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
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h1 enough!
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h2 "yr 5 minutes is almost done!"
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append
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h3 "go back to rc!"
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append
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echo "okay"
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newslide
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exit 0
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