142 lines
2 KiB
Bash
Executable file
142 lines
2 KiB
Bash
Executable file
#!/bin/sh -e
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# use this function to wait for ENTER
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# and then clear the screen for new slide
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newslide() {
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printf "\n"
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read -r blank
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clear
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echo
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}
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append() {
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read -r blank
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echo
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}
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clear
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echo
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h1() {
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echo $1 | figlet -c -f slant
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}
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h2() {
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echo $1 | figlet -c -f small
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}
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h3() {
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echo $1 | toilet --gay -f mini
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}
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rainbow() {
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echo $1 | toilet --gay -f term
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}
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preparetopaste() {
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echo $1 | xsel -ib
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}
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## HELLO SLIDE
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h1 "~ bunkchat"
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h2 "group chat in a file"
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newslide
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## INTRO TO TILDE
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h2 "what's tilde"
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## define tilde
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newslide
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h3 "a tilde is a server!"
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append
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echo "it's also maybe a fuzzy concept?"
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echo
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echo "a tilde server"
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append
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echo " SHOULD be public access"
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append
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echo " SHOULD unix"
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append
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rainbow ' SHOULD give users a website'
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append
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echo
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echo "like..."
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## some websites
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newslide
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set -x
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preparetopaste https://bunk.computer/~winter
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lynx https://bunk.computer/~oxaliq
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{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
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append
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h2 "pretty cool right?"
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## bunk.computer
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newslide
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h1 "enter bunk"
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h2 "a computer club"
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append
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echo "buncombe county is the source of \"bunkum\""
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echo "hence bunk.com.pu.ter"
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## learning! not nostalgia
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newslide
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echo "users of varied cli expertise"
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rainbow "who just like hanging out and doing cool things with computers"
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append
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h3 "nostalgia?"
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newslide
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h2 "no"
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append
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h3 "learning?"
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newslide
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h2 "yes!"
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## go to bunk.computer
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newslide
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h3 "so?"
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h2 "can we go to bunk.computer?"
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append
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h1 "let's go!"
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newslide
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set -x
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preparetopaste "cd code/rc-presentation; ./remote-present.sh"
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ssh oxaliq@bunk.computer 2>/dev/null || echo "hurray!"
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{ set +x; } 2>/dev/null
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## TUNNELING!
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## AND WE"RE BACK
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append
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rainbow "and we're back in rc"
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append
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echo "and you may be asking"
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## THE LINX
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newslide
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h2 "where is this fabulous project?"
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append
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rainbow "https://git.bunk.computer/bunkchat"
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append
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rainbow "https://git.bunk.computer/bunkdeck"
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newslide
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newslide
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echo "more computer club stuff"
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rainbow "https://wiki.bunk.computer"
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# END
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newslide
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h1 "fin"
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newslide
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exit 0
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